"Things You Wouldn't Know If We Didn't Blog Intermittently."
What tickles me about The Onion is how many people have yet to have either heard of it, or got the joke - or both. There was another recently about euthanasia for a teenager who could only roll her eyes and send texts.
Thanks, anonymous. I'll add that to the next link "smorgasbord."
Ah - yes, I knew I'd seen something like that somewhere. Thanks.
The Onion has really perfected the art of deadpan. I've never seen it done so well.
Reminds me of this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/06/john-fleming-onion-planned-parenthood_n_1257763.html