"Things You Wouldn't Know If We Didn't Blog Intermittently."
Meh. I've seen it done better.BARTLETShe bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, was thatsupposed to be funny? "You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of themercy of God," says Graham Greene. I don't know who's ass he was kissing there 'causeI think you're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman? A warning shot? That was my son.What did I ever do to yours but praise his glory and praise his name? There's atropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm thisbad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year...68 crew. You know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. Doesn't even carryguns. Just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers that mail. That's all itcan do. [angry] Gratias tibi ago, domine. Yes, I lied. It was a sin. [holds out arms]I've committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? 3.8 million newjobs, that wasn't good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million newacres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we're not fighting a war,I've raised three children...He ascends the stairs to the Inner Sanctuary.BARTLET[pleading] That's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a deo pio?A deo iusto? A deo scito?He stops at the top of the stairs and extends his arms.BARTLETCruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. [angry]Cruciatus in crucem. [waves dismissively] Eas in crucem!Bartlet turns away in anger. He descends to the lower sanctuary and lights a cigarette.He takes a single puff, drops the butt to the floor, and grinds it defiantly with hisshoe. He looks back at the altar.BARTLET[betrayed] You get Hoynes!Bartlet holds back tears as he walks down the aisle.
I guess in the end we all come to atheism in our own unique way. :-)
After a relatively crappy day, this made me laugh!