23 February 2010

Questions about Canada and the Olympics

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto. Can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. Its a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: Its called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

As explained at Snopes, these are all "fake" questions.  More at the link.


  1. He he...
    There are some real (and interesting) "dumb questions" around, though: see http://www.smh.com.au/travel/ask-a-stupid-question-tourists-dumbest-requests-20100121-mnft.html

  2. Ah ah ah, I like that. Reminds me of the time I was a student in the US (Massachussetts): I was asked (seriously), if we had microwaves in France...

  3. That's hilarious. Although, I wouldn't be surprised some are real.

  4. I just know about that,and will get advantage from this,Thanks for share this...


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