19 August 2008
Swiss Army knife with flash drive
"The Swiss Memory USB is the perfect marriage of technology, practicality, materials, and quality design. It perfectly pulls together four important tools that no geek should ever be without (USB flash drive, LED light, Swiss Army knife, ballpoint pen). These functions have been skillfully integrated into this single super tool. Along with all these great features you also get the legendary construction quality and materials that Swiss Army knives have become famous for throughout the world. The USB flash drive portion of the knife can easily be removed, for safe airline travel (and successful passage thru security)."
(I initially thought this was a Photoshopped joke, but it appears to be real. You can buy one with 2 GB flash for $75 at ThinkGeek.)