12 January 2008

"Watch and learn"

Three women and three men are traveling by train to an event; at the station, the men each buy a ticket, but the three women buy just one ticket.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men.
"Watch and learn," they reply.

When they all board the train, the three men take their seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.

Fifteen minutes after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The men see this and agree it was quite a clever idea, so they decide to do the same thing on the return trip.

On the return trip, the men buy a single ticket but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" they ask.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.

When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet with their ticket, and the three women cram into another toilet.

Five minutes after the train is underway, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.

The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."

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